The title of the book for my economics class should be ” basic economics: my massive delusional hard-on for the free market.”
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
the time i found out that i was dating a furry.
- in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
- ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want
I’m on the honor roll for spring term!!!
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
if you want to define happiness by random elitist standards then you deserve to die alone. :)